From kid to adult

Well, we all know the horny and unrestrained nature of a satyr. It's widely known that they are really into women, nymphs, goddesses... anything female and beautiful. Phil is no exception. Dear god, he's not. And neither am I. It may seem vain and sort of conceited to you, but I'm not gonna lie... men often hit on me. There it is. If there's a real life Mary Sue, it's me, people. But guess what? That's not my fault. Yes, I'm pretty. Yes, most men dig your bodacious looks before they focus on your personality... but don't we women do so, too? It's natural, and I concluded inner peace with it. Haters, here I come

Anyway... most men who hit on me are, well... how can I say it nicely... horny assholes. But some of them are not. Some of them really appreciate beauty. How do I know so? Some of them don't check out my cleavage, but my eyes. Some of them don't take a first look at my bum, but at my high cheekbones.
Phil does NOT belong into that category. From what we've seen in the movie, I guess he's into a woman's curves first. I'm convinced he'd appreciate a beautiful face as well, but... tits and bum take precedence I take it.
And there was this one episode from the series where he said that dancing, music and acting is useless and nowhere as glorious as becoming a hero... well, I'm sure I'd be able to convince him otherwise... I'm an actress after all. Acting, dancing and singing are my passions. And becoming a hero IS about passion after all.

Phil:</u> I take EVERYTHING back I said about your profession, kid.
Bass:</u> .... "kid"?
Phil:</u> Right, correction of mine... you're definitely NOT a kid anymore, babe...

Oh Phil XD



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